VICIOUS-DELICIOUS

we've relocated

2010-03-25T11:56:00.001-07:00

we're blowing this popsicle stand
from now on you go to www.EricBarbaric.tumblr.com for Vicious-Delicious if you know whats good for you's

Moving On Up

2010-02-09T16:10:00.000-08:00

i'm making like Billy Joel and movin' out
the NEW Vicious-Delicious is at http://ericbarbaric.tumblr.com/

Toyota Recall

2010-02-08T13:11:00.000-08:00

Brendan Fraser is special

2010-02-03T22:25:00.000-08:00

Perhaps he is just a method actor, but Brendan Fraser sure is acting.... retarded.
It all started here...

then of course comes the remix

and then the mash-up

and then the payoff

Let me ask you something...

2010-01-27T10:09:00.000-08:00

...does this look right to you?

Pulp Fiction Video Remix

2010-01-27T09:29:00.000-08:00

Rad Much!?!

2010-01-21T16:20:00.000-08:00

i have overcome my fear of flying

2010-01-12T16:25:00.000-08:00

Revenge of the 37 Dicks

2010-01-06T14:26:00.000-08:00

watch the video:
Star Wars: Revenge Of the 37 Dicks

a true Pissimist

2009-12-09T14:18:00.000-08:00

the Triplets

2009-12-09T09:59:00.000-08:00

...and i had always thought Total Recall were the pioneers behind three boobs, turns out they back a little farther

Go Walk Yourself!

2009-12-09T09:39:00.000-08:00

some street lights make suggestions for your safety... this one makes suggestions for your sex life

Meet the Belvedere's

2009-11-17T15:14:00.000-08:00

you would have to down a whole bottle of Belvedere to wake up next to anyone in this family

With or Without?

2009-11-13T12:46:00.000-08:00

Golden Age of Video: movie mash-up

2009-11-09T14:02:00.000-08:00

Andrew WK Puts On His Interview Face

2009-11-04T10:50:00.000-08:00

And then the THX version

Mobile Homes Sales... An Honest Approach

2009-10-27T09:47:00.001-07:00

Mugshots & Moustaches

2009-10-22T16:16:00.000-07:00

only 27 years old and already the raddest man in the world.
full story from CURRENT TV

MC Trebek

2009-10-22T09:22:00.000-07:00

i'll take RAD for $1000 please Alex

Wheel of Fortune's Best.Contestant.Ever.Period.

2009-10-20T13:13:00.000-07:00

Raymond is about to sucker-punch Pat Sajak with some insanity. He has the mind of a scholar, the composure of a child, and the mannerisms of Snoop Dogg's uncle.

Rad Much!?!

2009-10-15T11:24:00.000-07:00

Emo Wolverine

2009-10-14T13:42:00.000-07:00

Fairly Sexy Fairy Tales

2009-10-14T13:11:00.000-07:00

see them all at acidcow.com

Black Dynamite

2009-10-09T14:16:00.000-07:00

Brush That Dude Off Your Shoulder

2009-10-08T09:57:00.000-07:00

EAR CANDY: Honycut "Tough Kid"

2009-10-08T09:37:00.000-07:00

You Said It, Sister

2009-10-07T14:28:00.000-07:00

every once in awhile someone has a belief so strong, it simply must be represented on their apparel... and for this, i am thankful
i present to you the "anal sex is not for pussies" T

Emo of the Weeko

2009-10-07T14:26:00.000-07:00

Is This Gay?

2009-10-07T12:04:00.000-07:00

Spoiler Alert!!!: the answer is Yes
PS: the answer will always tend to be Yes to this question

EAR CANDY: Scanners "Violence Is Golden"

2009-10-05T14:35:00.000-07:00

HostBusters

2009-10-05T09:13:00.000-07:00

When you reach out and touch faith, who you gonna call?
(and/or)
this is what happens when you CROSS the streams

EAR CANDY: Yeasayer "Sunrise"

2009-10-05T09:12:00.001-07:00

YEASAYER - Sunrise

Arnold's Dumbell Rescue Squad

2009-10-05T09:12:00.000-07:00

he puts the HA back in HATE

2009-10-05T09:11:00.000-07:00

Bing Bong Bros.

2009-09-25T14:24:00.000-07:00

encore
in case you missed it
The Lonely Island - Bing Bong Brothers

Did You Forget Something In Amsterdam???

2009-09-25T12:29:00.000-07:00

Rad Much!?!

2009-09-23T15:00:00.000-07:00

These pictures belong in Websters next to the definition of the word RAD

Video Dating ≥ Awesome

2009-09-23T12:26:00.000-07:00

they put the 'harm' in eHarmony

Dating Montage
by smithy00101

internet killed the video dating star

Furry Keyhole

2009-09-21T10:32:00.000-07:00

the furry keyhole was a must for every man who wanted you to know how classy he was before the key even hits the lock.
so sexy, even your locksmith will never really know for sure

EAR CANDY: Lee Hazelwood "Pour Man"

2009-09-21T10:14:00.000-07:00

Lee Hazelwood - "Pour Man"
I owe my knowledge of this song to Kenny Fu¢kin Powers

juicy...LIKE A LIQUID

2009-09-17T13:57:00.000-07:00

I'm Down With That

2009-09-17T10:45:00.000-07:00

Beirut - Elephant Gun

2009-09-17T10:09:00.000-07:00

video directed by Alma Har'el

Michael Jackson 2000: A Face Oddity

2009-09-16T09:53:00.000-07:00

Ebony magazine published this prediction in 1985. They get an F for eFFort

Beard Beard Beard, Beard's the Word

2009-09-16T09:20:00.000-07:00

via TheBeardly.com

Is This Gay?

2009-09-16T09:08:00.000-07:00

go ahead and vote in the comments
(by the way, the asnwer is YES)

Fill in the Blank

2009-09-16T09:00:00.000-07:00

Superman is speechless and he needs you to help put the words in his mouth. Commence Caption Contest in Comments!

I Know What Girls Like...

2009-09-16T08:52:00.000-07:00

Binocular Soccer

2009-09-15T11:41:00.000-07:00

guys wearing fruit stripe gum with no depth perception are on your team!!!

you're doing it wrong

Emo of the Weeko

2009-09-15T11:11:00.000-07:00

Dear Reader....

2009-09-08T11:57:00.001-07:00

...I saved you a seat

Hi, We're in Delaware

2009-09-02T10:00:00.000-07:00

this is for reals

Hawk Jones

2009-07-16T14:55:00.000-07:00

The Good, The Bad & The Ukulele

2009-07-16T13:13:00.000-07:00

once every so often you receive an email from your dad that stands out amongst the rest

Ruben's Tube

2009-07-08T10:04:00.000-07:00

via Cracked.com
"A Ruben's Tube is a length of pipe with several holes drilled in it, hooked up to a speaker and a propane source. Sounds played through the speaker send jets of flame along the pipe in the shape of the sound waves."

I'm Holding Something Funny

2009-07-06T15:02:00.000-07:00

great spam

2009-07-06T15:01:00.000-07:00

real spam i received. subject read:
"Your manhood won't be soft facing misconstruction"

Hey! is for horses dinosaurs

2009-06-25T10:13:00.000-07:00

via Paul Scheer > via Videogum

Does He Know...?

2009-06-11T14:39:00.000-07:00

saw this is someone's bathroom
Does He Know....? this is hair gel

Testosterone Gel Promotional Mints (but of course)

2009-06-10T14:22:00.000-07:00

first of all: why did my friend have this?
secondly: scratch that last question
third-ilicious: thats what testosterone gel looks like?
the fourth is strong with you: there's even such a thing as testosterone gel?!?!
the answers to all your ponderings can be found below the picture

we find its actually just a mint promoting Testim testosterone gel. OH OK now i get it....now put one in your mouth?!?!

EAR CANDY: Parva - Vending Machine

2009-06-10T14:02:00.000-07:00

now known as the Kaiser Chiefs, this is a little chillout from when they were Parva

Rap Chop

2009-05-28T08:18:00.000-07:00

can anyone guess when you can't just "slap your troubles away with the slap chop".... (if your answer involved a prostitute, YOU WIN!)

remix DJ Steve Porter

Brother But From Other Mothers

2009-05-26T15:17:00.000-07:00

this time around we have President Skroob & This Guy

ear candy: Lykke Li

2009-05-18T16:20:00.000-07:00

Lykke Li - "Breaking It Up"
this song is more catchy than the swine flu. off of the Youth Novels album.

Joz's Racist Camera

2009-05-15T11:10:00.000-07:00

this revolutionary camera won't take a picture untill it sees the whites of your eyes
via jozjozjoz

The Sex-Presidents: Our Fornicating Founding Fathers

2009-05-14T16:04:00.000-07:00

before we start the political party, there is a specific way to go about viewing these:
1) enjoy and really take in the imagery
2) allow your mind to make the necessary associations. yes indeed these depict sexual encounters with ex-presidents
3) recognize the pattern and question why there is an Asian woman in every painting
4) notice the name of the website
5) deduce (as did i) that perhaps you are gazing at the works of a woman who paints herself sexing up the founding fathers
6) confirm your hypothesis by reading the Statement on the website where it hits you like a lincoln log
http://justinelai.com/works.html

CD, The Only One Who Cares

2009-05-13T15:57:00.000-07:00

the idea of receiving this from someone you consider a loved one if your self-esteem is down just seems alot like a final push... on the other hand, if your self-esteem is soaring, let's see how it high its flying after receiving this gift from your mom.
if this CD actually worked on anyone please let me know so i can congratulate you and tell you "i'm proud of you", that'll really blow your self-esteemy load & your mind all at twice.
its tricky how they lure you in with the $19.99 commercial formula and then hit you with that $24.95 shite, and the puzzle peices that don't fit together will entertain the feeble-minded for minutes at a time.

i feel like sending this as a gift to people i love and people i hate and let them figure it out.

Macabreroni & Cheese

2009-05-13T08:47:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens

Coffee shop customers take pride in using cups made from recycled materials. Since customers usually only use the cups for twenty minutes or so the owners didn't think it would hurt to get their recycled material cheaper. Haunted things are always cheaper...

Pig Latin

2009-05-11T11:43:00.000-07:00

it's written in English, about the Mexican swine flu, showing images of Asians, wearing a bra bigger than any Asian would ever have

The Bible: Stan Lee Illustrated Edition

2009-05-11T11:10:00.000-07:00

Macabreroni and Cheese: Chauncy

2009-05-06T07:07:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens

Chauncy always read while eating so no one would know he was eating alone. He hardly looked away from his book while eating and no one talked to him. There was no one around but for some reason this time he felt like someone was trying to tell him something...

Unofficial Radiohead "In Rainbows" Videos

2009-05-05T14:58:00.000-07:00

RADIOHEAD - "4 MINUTE WARNING"
they could sell popsicles to eskimo's and screen doors to submarines, so Radiohead can certainly bring out the serenity in a nuclear explosion

RADIOHEAD - "ALL I NEED"
an unofficial video by jthelms that is officially rad

Michael Jackson's Red-Headed Stepchild

2009-05-05T09:09:00.000-07:00

this is a photo @PaulScheer took of one of the dolls (that's right, plural!) at the Michael Jackson estate auction recently (check out the whole set here). Apparently MJ is an avid Aphex Twin fan. Brothers But From Other Mothers just got a new step sister.

Macabreroni and Cheese: Paige

2009-05-04T07:07:00.000-07:00

Paige loved everything about hot chocolate and kept it in a bag so she could hold it. Tracy told her if she loved it so much she should marry it. So she did...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Mia

2009-05-03T07:07:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens

Mia wanted to bake cookies but her recipe called for two eggs and she only had one. She nervously bit her nails while she thought about asking her neighbor. By the time she gathered the courage she realized she just wasn't hungry anymore...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Wray and Owen

2009-05-02T07:07:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens
Wray and Owen lived in plastic bubbles. They both had very contagious illnesses but the idea of sharing a milkshake was terribly romantic. Some thought it was puppy love but they knew it was fatal attraction...

How Did I Miss This?

2009-05-01T11:06:00.001-07:00

"I want to see this just a little"
"A great film for those with a short attention span"
"I prefer movies without all the big hollywood actors"
"Don't miss Gary Oldman in the role of a lifetime"

ear candy: Heart Cooks Brain

2009-05-01T10:07:00.001-07:00

MODEST MOUSE - "Heart Cooks Brain"

Macabreroni and Cheese: Gary

2009-05-01T07:07:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens

Gary thought it would be funny to trick his vegetarian friend Janet into eating meat. Janet wasn't a vegetarian for conventional reasons. He must have forgotten her last name was Dahmer...

Charlie Chaplin vs. Adolf Hitler : Hat's Where Its At

2009-04-30T15:50:00.000-07:00

is that a Chaplin in your hat or are you just Hitler to see me? this advertisement really makes an impact, i defintely want to grow a toothbrush moustache.... and for some reason i have the slightest desire to buy a hat to go with it.

via @caseywright

Thats Just The Money You Could Be Saving

2009-04-30T15:41:00.000-07:00

at first i was a little creeped out when i saw this guy, but then a stranger informed me that its just the money i could be saving with Geico

Brothers But From Other Mothers

Saint Obama

2009-04-30T15:28:00.000-07:00

this mysteriously showed up in my house last week (miraculously even). it didn't fool me though, i can tell it's not the real Jesus because there is no whole in the hand

Vicious Delicious Gets Personal

2009-04-29T10:05:00.000-07:00

sometimes Vicious Delicious gets lonely. but fret not because craigslist personals are just the ticket. let's try our luck with some women seeking men

"Was just about to go to sleep"
but I washed my face and now I'm all awake, anyone interesting up for a friendly chat?
eu fala portugues ;]..haha well I'm learning.
*I do not appreciate pictures of you penis
..yes this is really me.

Vicious Delicious replies:
But pictures of my penis always appreciate, in fact one of them is now valued at $300 (jk, its only worth $3)
the fact that you claim its really you before i even doubted you, make me now doubt it really is you (yep, i'm a deep thinker)
nice to meet you, i am Eric

i guess she's just not that into you, if you're a good investment opportunity. but we'll let her slide because she is kinda cute. now let's see about her sense of humor...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Ernest

2009-04-29T07:07:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens

Ernest loved to eat and loved to read. He decided to have his news printed on bread so he could eat and read at the park. The birds at the park can't read but they do love bread...

Just Coz

2009-04-28T12:18:00.000-07:00

via Dr. Monster

MTV's The State on DVD

2009-04-28T08:39:00.000-07:00

David Wain wouldn't have gone to the trouble of writing on his shirt in microsoft paint if it weren't true... this time

ear candy: Octopus Project

2009-04-28T08:08:00.000-07:00

Macabreroni and Cheese: Helen and Carter

2009-04-28T07:07:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens

Helen and Carter both had terrible manners and couldn't stand to eat with each other. Helen chewed with her mouth open and Carter licked his fingers but they both agreed to make sacrifices for each other...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Jonas and Kate

2009-04-27T07:07:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens

Jonas and Kate shared everything they ate. Some foods were meant for two and others just for one. Nothing stopped them...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Ronald and Alouisius

2009-04-26T07:07:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens

Ronald and Alouisius were conjoined twins. They had trouble taking turns eating because Alouisius ate too slow so their mother tied their forks together. This time Ronald was too hungry to wait...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Simone

2009-04-25T07:07:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens

Simone's car smelled like french fries. She was so eco-friendly that she converted her car to biodiesel and got used oil from a french fry factory. Now, if she could only remember where she parked...

Inspiration... or something like it

2009-04-24T15:42:00.000-07:00

Jazzy's Note To Self

2009-04-24T13:08:00.000-07:00

You Know What They Always Say

2009-04-24T12:50:00.000-07:00

You know what they always say
If the shoe fits... just steal that one on display. Then go to a different shoe store and hope it has a display of the other shoe. WaLa! Now you can even properly run from the police, you damn shoe theif!

You Know What They Always Say

2009-04-24T12:47:00.000-07:00

You know what pedophiles and statutory rapers always say
If there's "grass on the field"...then call Forest Gump because i heard he mows that for free out of the sheer love of it

Macabreroni and Cheese: Annette and Fairchild

2009-04-24T07:07:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens

Annette and her brother Fairchild loved to play with their food. Annette was putting the finishing touches on her carrot stick log cabin but Fairchild was working on something much different...

A Postcard From Japan

2009-04-23T15:12:00.000-07:00

wash the clothes you buy here before you wear them

sent to me by Benny HaHa (a.k.a. Benny And The Jits)
now anyone can just name a place "F_CK" (buy the vowel...or in this case i might make an exception), but it takes a crafty one to ammend that with the likes of "Zero Position" and proceed to serve food there

also sent to me by Ben

ear candy: Noze - Love Affair

2009-04-23T09:49:00.000-07:00

RockAwhile Dundee

2009-04-23T09:36:00.000-07:00

Last time a stranger in the subway asked me what i wanted, i told him a Crocodile Dundee video remix that i could access from the internet. then i proceeded to confess my love and then literally walk on top of people like some leather-clad crowd-surfing outback messiah. anyways, ask and you shall receive

Macabreroni and Cheese: Pearl

2009-04-23T07:07:00.000-07:00

by @snugglekittens

Pearl's family was celebrating a holiday. The honor of having the family punch bowl was given to the eldest female, Pearl's aunt. Aunt Sophie happened to be missing this night so Pearl took over. The punch was unusually thick this year...