Hawk Jones

The Good, The Bad & The Ukulele

once every so often you receive an email from your dad that stands out amongst the rest

Ruben's Tube

via Cracked.com
"A Ruben's Tube is a length of pipe with several holes drilled in it, hooked up to a speaker and a propane source. Sounds played through the speaker send jets of flame along the pipe in the shape of the sound waves."

I'm Holding Something Funny

great spam

real spam i received. subject read:
"Your manhood won't be soft facing misconstruction"

Hey! is for horses dinosaurs

via Paul Scheer > via Videogum

Does He Know...?

saw this is someone's bathroom
Does He Know....? this is hair gel

Testosterone Gel Promotional Mints (but of course)

first of all: why did my friend have this?
secondly: scratch that last question
third-ilicious: thats what testosterone gel looks like?
the fourth is strong with you: there's even such a thing as testosterone gel?!?!
the answers to all your ponderings can be found below the picture

we find its actually just a mint promoting Testim testosterone gel. OH OK now i get it....now put one in your mouth?!?!

ear candy: Parva - Vending Machine

now known as the Kaiser Chiefs, this is a little chillout from when they were Parva

Rap Chop

can anyone guess when you can't just "slap your troubles away with the slap chop".... (if your answer involved a prostitute, YOU WIN!)

remix DJ Steve Porter

Brother But From Other Mothers

this time around we have President Skroob & This Guy

ear candy: Lykke Li

Lykke Li - "Breaking It Up"
this song is more catchy than the swine flu. off of the Youth Novels album.

Joz's Racist Camera

this revolutionary camera won't take a picture untill it sees the whites of your eyes
via jozjozjoz

The Sex-Presidents: Our Fornicating Founding Fathers

before we start the political party, there is a specific way to go about viewing these:
1) enjoy and really take in the imagery
2) allow your mind to make the necessary associations. yes indeed these depict sexual encounters with ex-presidents
3) recognize the pattern and question why there is an Asian woman in every painting
4) notice the name of the website
5) deduce (as did i) that perhaps you are gazing at the works of a woman who paints herself sexing up the founding fathers
6) confirm your hypothesis by reading the Statement on the website where it hits you like a lincoln log
http://justinelai.com/works.html

CD, The Only One Who Cares

the idea of receiving this from someone you consider a loved one if your self-esteem is down just seems alot like a final push... on the other hand, if your self-esteem is soaring, let's see how it high its flying after receiving this gift from your mom.
if this CD actually worked on anyone please let me know so i can congratulate you and tell you "i'm proud of you", that'll really blow your self-esteemy load & your mind all at twice.
its tricky how they lure you in with the $19.99 commercial formula and then hit you with that $24.95 shite, and the puzzle peices that don't fit together will entertain the feeble-minded for minutes at a time.

i feel like sending this as a gift to people i love and people i hate and let them figure it out.

Macabreroni & Cheese

by @snugglekittens

Coffee shop customers take pride in using cups made from recycled materials. Since customers usually only use the cups for twenty minutes or so the owners didn't think it would hurt to get their recycled material cheaper. Haunted things are always cheaper...

Pig Latin

it's written in English, about the Mexican swine flu, showing images of Asians, wearing a bra bigger than any Asian would ever have

The Bible: Stan Lee Illustrated Edition

Macabreroni and Cheese: Chauncy

by @snugglekittens

Chauncy always read while eating so no one would know he was eating alone. He hardly looked away from his book while eating and no one talked to him. There was no one around but for some reason this time he felt like someone was trying to tell him something...

Unofficial Radiohead "In Rainbows" Videos

RADIOHEAD - "4 MINUTE WARNING"
they could sell popsicles to eskimo's and screen doors to submarines, so Radiohead can certainly bring out the serenity in a nuclear explosion



RADIOHEAD - "ALL I NEED"
an unofficial video by jthelms that is officially rad