Exclusive (this means you)
springtime makes me think of snuggling kittens, but oddly @snugglekittens has different plans this season. snack on her Macabreroni & Cheese series. she's kraft-y
Thursday, July 16, 2009
The Good, The Bad & The Ukulele
once every so often you receive an email from your dad that stands out amongst the rest
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Ruben's Tube
via Cracked.com
"A Ruben's Tube is a length of pipe with several holes drilled in it, hooked up to a speaker and a propane source. Sounds played through the speaker send jets of flame along the pipe in the shape of the sound waves."
"A Ruben's Tube is a length of pipe with several holes drilled in it, hooked up to a speaker and a propane source. Sounds played through the speaker send jets of flame along the pipe in the shape of the sound waves."
Monday, July 6, 2009
great spam
real spam i received. subject read:
"Your manhood won't be soft facing misconstruction"
"Your manhood won't be soft facing misconstruction"
Labels:
hilarity ensues,
VICIOUS,
WTF
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Testosterone Gel Promotional Mints (but of course)
first of all: why did my friend have this?
secondly: scratch that last question
third-ilicious: thats what testosterone gel looks like?
the fourth is strong with you: there's even such a thing as testosterone gel?!?!
the answers to all your ponderings can be found below the picture

we find its actually just a mint promoting Testim testosterone gel. OH OK now i get it....now put one in your mouth?!?!
secondly: scratch that last question
third-ilicious: thats what testosterone gel looks like?
the fourth is strong with you: there's even such a thing as testosterone gel?!?!
the answers to all your ponderings can be found below the picture

we find its actually just a mint promoting Testim testosterone gel. OH OK now i get it....now put one in your mouth?!?!
Labels:
hilarity ensues,
WTF
ear candy: Parva - Vending Machine
now known as the Kaiser Chiefs, this is a little chillout from when they were Parva
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Rap Chop
can anyone guess when you can't just "slap your troubles away with the slap chop".... (if your answer involved a prostitute, YOU WIN!)
remix DJ Steve Porter
remix DJ Steve Porter
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
ear candy: Lykke Li
Lykke Li - "Breaking It Up"
this song is more catchy than the swine flu. off of the Youth Novels album.
this song is more catchy than the swine flu. off of the Youth Novels album.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
The Sex-Presidents: Our Fornicating Founding Fathers
before we start the political party, there is a specific way to go about viewing these:
1) enjoy and really take in the imagery
2) allow your mind to make the necessary associations. yes indeed these depict sexual encounters with ex-presidents
3) recognize the pattern and question why there is an Asian woman in every painting
4) notice the name of the website
5) deduce (as did i) that perhaps you are gazing at the works of a woman who paints herself sexing up the founding fathers
6) confirm your hypothesis by reading the Statement on the website where it hits you like a lincoln log
http://justinelai.com/works.html


1) enjoy and really take in the imagery
2) allow your mind to make the necessary associations. yes indeed these depict sexual encounters with ex-presidents
3) recognize the pattern and question why there is an Asian woman in every painting
4) notice the name of the website
5) deduce (as did i) that perhaps you are gazing at the works of a woman who paints herself sexing up the founding fathers
6) confirm your hypothesis by reading the Statement on the website where it hits you like a lincoln log
http://justinelai.com/works.html


Labels:
DELICIOUS,
hilarity ensues,
VICIOUS,
WTF
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
CD, The Only One Who Cares
the idea of receiving this from someone you consider a loved one if your self-esteem is down just seems alot like a final push... on the other hand, if your self-esteem is soaring, let's see how it high its flying after receiving this gift from your mom.
if this CD actually worked on anyone please let me know so i can congratulate you and tell you "i'm proud of you", that'll really blow your self-esteemy load & your mind all at twice.
its tricky how they lure you in with the $19.99 commercial formula and then hit you with that $24.95 shite, and the puzzle peices that don't fit together will entertain the feeble-minded for minutes at a time.
i feel like sending this as a gift to people i love and people i hate and let them figure it out.
if this CD actually worked on anyone please let me know so i can congratulate you and tell you "i'm proud of you", that'll really blow your self-esteemy load & your mind all at twice.
its tricky how they lure you in with the $19.99 commercial formula and then hit you with that $24.95 shite, and the puzzle peices that don't fit together will entertain the feeble-minded for minutes at a time.
i feel like sending this as a gift to people i love and people i hate and let them figure it out.
Labels:
DELICIOUS,
hilarity ensues,
WTF
Macabreroni & Cheese
by @snugglekittens

Coffee shop customers take pride in using cups made from recycled materials. Since customers usually only use the cups for twenty minutes or so the owners didn't think it would hurt to get their recycled material cheaper. Haunted things are always cheaper...

Coffee shop customers take pride in using cups made from recycled materials. Since customers usually only use the cups for twenty minutes or so the owners didn't think it would hurt to get their recycled material cheaper. Haunted things are always cheaper...
Labels:
DELICIOUS,
Macabreroni and Cheese,
SnuggleKittens,
VICIOUS
Monday, May 11, 2009
Pig Latin
it's written in English, about the Mexican swine flu, showing images of Asians, wearing a bra bigger than any Asian would ever have
Labels:
hilarity ensues,
VICIOUS,
WTF
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Macabreroni and Cheese: Chauncy
by @snugglekittens

Chauncy always read while eating so no one would know he was eating alone. He hardly looked away from his book while eating and no one talked to him. There was no one around but for some reason this time he felt like someone was trying to tell him something...

Chauncy always read while eating so no one would know he was eating alone. He hardly looked away from his book while eating and no one talked to him. There was no one around but for some reason this time he felt like someone was trying to tell him something...
Labels:
DELICIOUS,
Macabreroni and Cheese,
SnuggleKittens,
VICIOUS
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Unofficial Radiohead "In Rainbows" Videos
RADIOHEAD - "4 MINUTE WARNING"
they could sell popsicles to eskimo's and screen doors to submarines, so Radiohead can certainly bring out the serenity in a nuclear explosion
RADIOHEAD - "ALL I NEED"
an unofficial video by jthelms that is officially rad
they could sell popsicles to eskimo's and screen doors to submarines, so Radiohead can certainly bring out the serenity in a nuclear explosion
RADIOHEAD - "ALL I NEED"
an unofficial video by jthelms that is officially rad
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